Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and... Woah!
Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!
Lisa: It's okay. I invited him over. Nelson's my new... friend.
Bart: Are you _nuts_? I'll probably never say this to you again, but...
you can do better!
Lisa: Please don't ruin this for me, Bart. I think he's starting to
like me.
Bart: Milhouse likes you.
Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse like Vaseline on toast!
Bart: Hmm.
-- Culinary curiosities, "Lisa's Date With Density"
Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!
Lisa: It's okay. I invited him over. Nelson's my new... friend.
Bart: Are you _nuts_? I'll probably never say this to you again, but...
you can do better!
Lisa: Please don't ruin this for me, Bart. I think he's starting to
like me.
Bart: Milhouse likes you.
Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse like Vaseline on toast!
Bart: Hmm.
-- Culinary curiosities, "Lisa's Date With Density"
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