Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and... Woah!
Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!
Lisa: It's okay. I invited him over. Nelson's my new... friend.
Bart: Are you _nuts_? I'll probably never say this to you again, but...
you can do better!
Lisa: Please don't ruin this for me, Bart. I think he's starting to
like me.
Bart: Milhouse likes you.
Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse like Vaseline on toast!
Bart: Hmm.
-- Culinary curiosities, "Lisa's Date With Density"
Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!
Lisa: It's okay. I invited him over. Nelson's my new... friend.
Bart: Are you _nuts_? I'll probably never say this to you again, but...
you can do better!
Lisa: Please don't ruin this for me, Bart. I think he's starting to
like me.
Bart: Milhouse likes you.
Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse like Vaseline on toast!
Bart: Hmm.
-- Culinary curiosities, "Lisa's Date With Density"
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permanent teeth
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Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa
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whale on me again
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other... - Bart: I can't stand to see you so miserable, Lis...unless it's from
a rubber spider down your dress
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