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• Erin: Hey, I like your hat. Lisa: A compliment! [thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
  .. it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: So, did you call any of your friends?0 Lisa
  Friend? [scoffs] These are my only friends. [holds up a book] Grownup nerds like Gore Vidal, and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will....
• It's not your fault... you don't control the birds.
  Someday you will, but not now. -- Lisa consoles herself, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Lisa: A library! ... No, I can't... that's the old, nerdy Lisa.
  [Pippi Longstockings appears] Pippi: Lisa, read about my adventures in the South Seas, and make me live again!...
• Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt... Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
  Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent! -- "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Marge: Bart, you can invite Milhouse. Lisa, you can bring a friend too.
  Lisa: [chuckling nervously] Hey. Great... a friend....
• I'm dizzy... I'm nauseous... but I'm popular! -- Lisa Simpson, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
  Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Home...
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....