Parker: Okay, Then Get This: I Think They Want You To Play McBain's Sidekick In.
Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's
sidekick in... brace yourself, the new McBain movie!
Troy: McBain's sidekick? Hot damn! I'm going to Sea world!
-- More shameless promotion, "A Fish Called Selma"
Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
.. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
Skowie: [pumped full of lead by a passing motorcyclist, lying in a pool of his own blood] Damn, damn damn.
McBain? McBain: Yes? Skowie: I'm not going to make it....
Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your last movie really sucked.
McBain: I know. There were script problems from day one....
Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
Selma: It's so modern... it's ultra-modern, like living in a not-to-distant future.
Troy: Now you make yourself at home here, I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitors center....
Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...