Troy: [drunk] Yeah, It's A Good Idea, Homer, But They've Already Made Some Movies About WW II.

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Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula?
Troy: Homer, I'm really touched you invited me out on the town. You're
gonna be a four-star brother-in-law.
Homer: Troy buddy, I gotta know. What's a great guy like you wanna
marry a guy like Selma?
-- Has she gone through sex change yet?,
"A Fish Called Selma"