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• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
  Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay. Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
  He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
• Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
• Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
  -- Groundskeeper Willy watches a date tape of Selma, "Selma's Choice...