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• Selma: Get out of my car. [drives off] Hans: This isn't my house.
  -- Selma ends a date, "Selma's Choice...
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Kid: Paper or plastic? Selma: You decide. [looks down] So, wearing a belt, are you?
  Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No suspenders for you. Kid...
• You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  -- Selma on a date, "A Fish Called Selma...
• Selma: Thank you, doctor. Doctor: Oh, I'm not a doctor.
  -- But I play one on TV!, "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single. Ha
  Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's Choice...
• Bart: I want to get off. Selma: You _can't_ get off, we have five more continents to visit.
  -- The kids and Selma ride "Little Land of Duff", "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Surly, can't you do something. Surly: Ey, Surly only looks out for one guy -- Surly.
  Selma: Hm, sorry, Surly. Surly: Shut up! -- Don't mess with Surly, "Selma's Choice...
• I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. -- Homer, "Selma's Choice