Selma: Having A Child? That's A Big Step. Troy: You Bet It Is, Think What It'll Mean!
Selma: Having a child? That's a big step.
Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie,
but maybe my own fragrance: Smellin' of Troy.
-- Troy's illusions of grandeur, "A Fish Called Selma"
Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's sidekick in.
.. brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's sidekick?...
Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
.. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...
Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer? Troy
You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a good time together?...
phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
.. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
-- That's flattering, "A Fish Called Selma...
ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...