Selma: Are You Gay? Troy: Gay? I Wish! If I Were Gay They'd Be No Problem!

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Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have
is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be
hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!
-- Aw, we were just about to hear it all,
"A Fish Called Selma"