Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on,
Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses? It'd
be a crime against nature!
[groans, then puts his glasses on, which are powerful
Wiggum: [surprised] Gaa! Well, they do kinda make you look like a
nerd... Tell you what, just go down to the DMV tomorrow, try to
pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket but I'm uh...
still gonna have to ask you for a bribe.
-- Professional as always, "A Fish Called Selma"