Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on,
Mister.
Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses? It'd
be a crime against nature!
[groans, then puts his glasses on, which are powerful
magnifiers]
Wiggum: [surprised] Gaa! Well, they do kinda make you look like a
nerd... Tell you what, just go down to the DMV tomorrow, try to
pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket but I'm uh...
still gonna have to ask you for a bribe.
-- Professional as always, "A Fish Called Selma"
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on,
Mister.
Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses? It'd
be a crime against nature!
[groans, then puts his glasses on, which are powerful
magnifiers]
Wiggum: [surprised] Gaa! Well, they do kinda make you look like a
nerd... Tell you what, just go down to the DMV tomorrow, try to
pass that eye test. I'll tear up this ticket but I'm uh...
still gonna have to ask you for a bribe.
-- Professional as always, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's
with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well,
if it isn't Springfield's finest little babysitter... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
