Wiggum: Hold it right there. [gets out his car] Well, if it isn't
Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa: Hi! How are you??
Wiggum: Um, I'm fine. Now, Lisa, when you're walking down the side
of the road, always wanna be sure to go _with_ traffic, okay?
Well... is that with traffic, or against traffic? No, it's
with traffic. With traffic. Anyway, good night.
Lisa: Whew.
Wiggum: Uh, hold on a minute! Let me have a look at that
wheelbarrow, please.
Lisa: Okay. [Lisa looks up at Wiggum, feeling the jig is up]
Wiggum: Just as I thought! It's a Yard King! That is a quality
barrow. Well, I gotta run.
-- Nothing gets past him, "My Sister, My Sitter"
Springfield's finest little babysitter, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa: Hi! How are you??
Wiggum: Um, I'm fine. Now, Lisa, when you're walking down the side
of the road, always wanna be sure to go _with_ traffic, okay?
Well... is that with traffic, or against traffic? No, it's
with traffic. With traffic. Anyway, good night.
Lisa: Whew.
Wiggum: Uh, hold on a minute! Let me have a look at that
wheelbarrow, please.
Lisa: Okay. [Lisa looks up at Wiggum, feeling the jig is up]
Wiggum: Just as I thought! It's a Yard King! That is a quality
barrow. Well, I gotta run.
-- Nothing gets past him, "My Sister, My Sitter"
Related:
- Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially.... - Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily.... - Skinner: All right, first academic alert: Wiggum, Ralph.
Ralph: I won, I won! [walks on stage] Skinner: No no, Ralph, this means you're failing English.... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
