Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your
hides!
Marge: That's a wonderful thing you did for my sisters.
Homer: I didn't do it for them...I did it for _you_, Marge. I'd kill
for you. Please ask me to kill for you --
Marge: No, Homey. You see? You see, this is the stuff I've been
telling you about that you never see!
Patty: Homer...we're...sorry.
Selma: If there's anything we can do to make it up --
Homer: Call off the debt?
Patty: Or, say, we could let you pass your driver's test --
Homer: Call off the debt?
Patty: Uh...well --
Homer: Debt's off! Let's go, Marge.
[squeals away in his car]
-- Exeunt Homer and Marge, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your
hides!
Marge: That's a wonderful thing you did for my sisters.
Homer: I didn't do it for them...I did it for _you_, Marge. I'd kill
for you. Please ask me to kill for you --
Marge: No, Homey. You see? You see, this is the stuff I've been
telling you about that you never see!
Patty: Homer...we're...sorry.
Selma: If there's anything we can do to make it up --
Homer: Call off the debt?
Patty: Or, say, we could let you pass your driver's test --
Homer: Call off the debt?
Patty: Uh...well --
Homer: Debt's off! Let's go, Marge.
[squeals away in his car]
-- Exeunt Homer and Marge, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire.... - Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Home
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak.... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
.. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple.... - Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....
