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• Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
  Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from within per year....
• Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important.
  I'm Kent Brockman. [scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance] At three p....
• Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
  There is one last student here to see you....
• Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns... [shows standard portrait of Monty Burns] .
  .. into this one. [shows `artist's conception'....
• BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
  Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....
• Smithers: Sir, we'll need a new dangerous emissions supervisor.
  Burns: Yes, well find someone cheap! It's been a very lean year for us....
• Man: Look, Mr. Burns: we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies, and hire at least one woman.
  Burns: All right...I'll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies....
• Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
  Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre....
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....