Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you.
Skinner: That's odd. I don't have a secretary...or an intercom! But
send him in.
[Burns enters dressed like Jimbo]
Burns: Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions
from students, eh?
[sits on desk; groans as his knee bends painfully]
Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite
corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy
concern.
Skinner: [clears throat] Mr. Burns?
Burns: Buh!
Skinner: It _was_ naive of you think I would mistake this town's most
prominent 104- year-old man for one of my elementary school
students.
-- Burns tries his hand at skulduggery,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
There is one last student here to see you.
Skinner: That's odd. I don't have a secretary...or an intercom! But
send him in.
[Burns enters dressed like Jimbo]
Burns: Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions
from students, eh?
[sits on desk; groans as his knee bends painfully]
Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite
corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy
concern.
Skinner: [clears throat] Mr. Burns?
Burns: Buh!
Skinner: It _was_ naive of you think I would mistake this town's most
prominent 104- year-old man for one of my elementary school
students.
-- Burns tries his hand at skulduggery,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to
maintain!
I own the electric company, and the water works --... - Smithers: Well, Sir, you've certainly vanquished all your enemies:
the Elementary School, the local tavern,... - Skinner: My lord, such destruction.
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers,
er, how are you going? Chalmers: Why is it when I heard... - Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him;
Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun] Burns... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ...
From the same category:
- Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll
have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family... - If one looks up courage in the Oxford English Dictionary,
one might very well come upon a photo of these two... - Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for
this lemonade?
Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's... - Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every... - Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working!
[at the Springfield Retirement Castle]
Grampa:
I don't feel any happier. How about you? Jasper: Mmm...
