Burns: None of these cretins deserves a promotion!
Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from
within per year.
Burns: [indicating the security monitor] Wait, who's that young
go-getter?
Smither: Well, it sort of looks like [chuckle] Homer Simpson, only more
dynamic and resourceful.
Burns: Simpson, eh?
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Smithers: It's in the union contract, sir. One token promotion from
within per year.
Burns: [indicating the security monitor] Wait, who's that young
go-getter?
Smither: Well, it sort of looks like [chuckle] Homer Simpson, only more
dynamic and resourceful.
Burns: Simpson, eh?
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
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Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember... - Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts!
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Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the... - Burns: Why is that man in pink!
Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson,
sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7... - Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? How very... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Burns: Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
Smithers:
That's Homer Simpson. Burns: Simpson, eh? New man... - Burns: [spits] Really Smithers, I'll be fine. I'm sure your
replacement will be able to handle everything.
Who is he, anyway? Smithers: Uh, Homer Simpson,... - Burns: His name?
Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo]
Homer Simpson sir,
a low-level employee in sector 7G. Burns: Simpson... - Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name?
Smithers:
Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's...
