Kent: Dozens Of People Are Gunned Down Each Day In Springfield, But Until Now None Of Them Was Important.

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Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but
until now none of them was important. I'm Kent Brockman.
[scene shows Burns being loaded into an ambulance]
At three p.m. Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was
shot following a tense confrontation at town hall.
[still shots of Burns and town hall]
Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced
[scene shows Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital]
He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors
upgraded his condition to "alive".
[scene shows Springfield General hospital]
Now let's talk to Police Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum: [eating an ice cream] Oh. Oh, hiya, Kent. Ahem. Uh, right
now, we are questioning two witnesses who were in the vicinity
at the time.
[scene shows Lou holding a photo of Smithers at someone]
Lou: Did you see this guy? Was he anywhere near the parking lot when
Burns got shot?
[camera shows Maggie and SLH being questioned]
Eddie: No, it's no use. They ain't talking.
-- Bad cops, bad cops, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"