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• Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
  Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
  That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....
• Burns: So, how did we do? Smithers: [looking at his stopwatch] It's a new record, sir.
  Burns: Outstanding. Well, perhaps all of this _has_ been worthwhile....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• a buzzer sounds in Mr. Burns' office]} Smithers: {Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.
  } Burns: {Well, we'll just see about that. [Walks over to a cage full of monkeys with wings] Fly, my pretties, fly!...
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Smithers: Permission to speak frankly, sir? Bu
  Permission granted. Smithers: Well, you are quite wealthy, ....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...