Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns...
[shows standard portrait of Monty Burns]
... into this one.
[shows `artist's conception'.]
Burns: Why are my teeth showing like that?
Advisor: Because you're smiling!
Burns: Ah, excellent!
Yeah, this is exactly the kind of trickery I'm paying you for.
-- Monty Burns runs for office,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
[shows standard portrait of Monty Burns]
... into this one.
[shows `artist's conception'.]
Burns: Why are my teeth showing like that?
Advisor: Because you're smiling!
Burns: Ah, excellent!
Yeah, this is exactly the kind of trickery I'm paying you for.
-- Monty Burns runs for office,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
- Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are
up six points
Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six.... - Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like
Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side... - Advisor: Now remember to smile.
Burns: [back to camera] I <am
smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that... - Now, here's the problem as I see it.
While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all
ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable... - Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor... - Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns
Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every... - Hold me, Smithers.
-- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage
Three Eyes on Every Fish... - Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car,
"Two Cars in Every Garage
Three Eyes on Every Fish... - Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime
tomorrow
Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the...
