Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd: We love you!
Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me. It sickens me.
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to
do.
Ned: Mm hmm. All we want to do is give you kids a good home until
they get their act together.
Lisa: You don't understand. Mom and Dad take good care of us.
[one of her teeth falls out]
That was a baby tooth. [whistles on the "th"]
It was loose! [whistles on the "s"]
Agent 2: Don't you worry, little girl. We'll get you some nice county
dentures.
-- And that's the tooth,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Rod+Todd: We love you!
Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me. It sickens me.
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to
do.
Ned: Mm hmm. All we want to do is give you kids a good home until
they get their act together.
Lisa: You don't understand. Mom and Dad take good care of us.
[one of her teeth falls out]
That was a baby tooth. [whistles on the "th"]
It was loose! [whistles on the "s"]
Agent 2: Don't you worry, little girl. We'll get you some nice county
dentures.
-- And that's the tooth,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Ba
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out.... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to be the first to enter God's good graces?... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat
Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up.... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?... - Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had
lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
