Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd: We love you!
Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me. It sickens me.
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to
do.
Ned: Mm hmm. All we want to do is give you kids a good home until
they get their act together.
Lisa: You don't understand. Mom and Dad take good care of us.
[one of her teeth falls out]
That was a baby tooth. [whistles on the "th"]
It was loose! [whistles on the "s"]
Agent 2: Don't you worry, little girl. We'll get you some nice county
dentures.
-- And that's the tooth,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Rod+Todd: We love you!
Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me. It sickens me.
Maude: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to
do.
Ned: Mm hmm. All we want to do is give you kids a good home until
they get their act together.
Lisa: You don't understand. Mom and Dad take good care of us.
[one of her teeth falls out]
That was a baby tooth. [whistles on the "th"]
It was loose! [whistles on the "s"]
Agent 2: Don't you worry, little girl. We'll get you some nice county
dentures.
-- And that's the tooth,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You... - Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had
lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this...
From the same category:
- Freddy approaches two people tossing a football]
Freddy:
Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl, throws... - Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time... - Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about
yourself.
Well what about _me_, Marge? Marge: I just left my... - Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee!
Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that... - Sulu: Captain, Klingons off the starboard bow.
Kirk:
[covering his face in annoyance] Again with the Klingons...
