Ned: Now, Maude, in our movie you lay Moses in the basket, then put
it among the reeds, OK? Lights, camera, ac-diddely-doddely-
doodely-action Jackson!
[Maude puts the basket in the water]
[it gets swept quickly away]
Todd: Help meeee...eeee...eeee...[the sound vanishes as Todd passes
behind some trees]
Ned: Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save
my Todd!
[lightning fells a tree across the river, blocking Todd's
path]
Everyone: Yay!
Ned: Thanks, God!
God: [making the OK sign through the clouds] Okily dokily!
-- The advantage of fundamentalism, "A Star is Burns"
it among the reeds, OK? Lights, camera, ac-diddely-doddely-
doodely-action Jackson!
[Maude puts the basket in the water]
[it gets swept quickly away]
Todd: Help meeee...eeee...eeee...[the sound vanishes as Todd passes
behind some trees]
Ned: Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save
my Todd!
[lightning fells a tree across the river, blocking Todd's
path]
Everyone: Yay!
Ned: Thanks, God!
God: [making the OK sign through the clouds] Okily dokily!
-- The advantage of fundamentalism, "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Homer: Wait a minute: we all know the one thing we won't need in the
future!
Left-handed stores. That's you, Flanders! ... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you... - Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say,
"President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Todd: Daddy, where's Mommy? We miss her.
Ned:
Mommy...had to go away. She's with God now. Rod+Todd... - Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our
hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd... - Homer: Hey! What's up for today, Neddy?
Ned: Uh,
er, Homer, we're gonna visit the boys' grandmother... - Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory
dealer.
You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep... - Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here,
Daddy. Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought...
