Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh.
Eddie: I had an idea, Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was
wearing when he got shot?
Wiggum: Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming
cards?
Eddie: [pause] I'll drive.
-- To protect and serve, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Eddie: I had an idea, Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was
wearing when he got shot?
Wiggum: Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming
cards?
Eddie: [pause] I'll drive.
-- To protect and serve, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Kent: Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield,
but until now none of them was important. ... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized
breakfast pancakes.
With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to... - Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ...
From the same category:
- Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I... - Homer: They didn't have any aspirin so I got you some cigarettes.
[hands Marge a pack of Laramies] Marge: Mmm. Maybe... - Homer: Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note. Marge... - Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Homer... - Lovejoy: Friday, you will have the chance to [waving hands] _party
down_ in the church basement to the Jesus rock stylings of
Testaments.
That's on Friday, 6 p.m. sharp. Bart...
