Willy: I'm Telling Ye, I Could Nay Have Shot Burns.

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Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]
Eddie: [cocking pistol] This is your last warning about that.
Willy: It's impossible for me to fire a pistol. If you'll check me
medical records, you'll see I have a cripplin' arthritis in me
index fingerrrs. Look at 'em! [holds them up]
I got it from "Space Invaders" in 1977.
Wiggum: Aw, yeah. That was a pretty addictive video game.
Willy: [surprised] Video game?
-- More shooting aliens on a faraway planet,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"

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