Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized
breakfast pancakes. With extra dipping sauce.
Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please.
Wiggum: [tries] The wagon's too tall! Oh, I don't want to have to get
out. Ehh, I'll just drive up on the curb.
[does so, leans out window to grab order]
[van starts tipping]
Wiggum: Almost got it...
Lou: Drop the food, chief!
[van falls over; back door opens and Homer stands up]
[Jasper pulls up in an old car]
Jasper: [honks] Damn fools! Drive Thru's not for a-parking.
[floors it, then skids to halt, pushing the van out forward]
[Homer hobbles in front of it, trying to avoid it]
Kid: Diane? I'm going to take my break now.
-- He saw nothing, you can't prove anything,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
breakfast pancakes. With extra dipping sauce.
Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please.
Wiggum: [tries] The wagon's too tall! Oh, I don't want to have to get
out. Ehh, I'll just drive up on the curb.
[does so, leans out window to grab order]
[van starts tipping]
Wiggum: Almost got it...
Lou: Drop the food, chief!
[van falls over; back door opens and Homer stands up]
[Jasper pulls up in an old car]
Jasper: [honks] Damn fools! Drive Thru's not for a-parking.
[floors it, then skids to halt, pushing the van out forward]
[Homer hobbles in front of it, trying to avoid it]
Kid: Diane? I'm going to take my break now.
-- He saw nothing, you can't prove anything,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns'... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it? [at... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie... - Wiggum: [awakening] Oh! Oh.
Eddie: I had an idea,
Chief: why don't we check out that suit Burns was ... - Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that
Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
So you see, he couldn't have done it. Smithers... - Wiggum: We're still not close. Boy! This is going to be an all-night
brain-buster.
[rolls chair over to coffee machine] Oh, we're... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait...
