Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr. Burns and
his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever
pumped it first.
Willy: What about all the expensive stuff we wanted? Can we still
have it?
Skinner: No!
[Willy tears his shirt open and sobs]
Willy: Blast it!
Skinner: In fact, to pay for the construction and operation and
demolition of our new derrick, the school will have to
eliminate all nonessential programs: music --
[Tito punches through his bongos]
-- and maintenance.
Willy: Argh, I'll kill that Mr. Burns! And, er, _wound_ that Mr.
Smithers. Out of my way! [he storms out]
-- A man with a mission, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever
pumped it first.
Willy: What about all the expensive stuff we wanted? Can we still
have it?
Skinner: No!
[Willy tears his shirt open and sobs]
Willy: Blast it!
Skinner: In fact, to pay for the construction and operation and
demolition of our new derrick, the school will have to
eliminate all nonessential programs: music --
[Tito punches through his bongos]
-- and maintenance.
Willy: Argh, I'll kill that Mr. Burns! And, er, _wound_ that Mr.
Smithers. Out of my way! [he storms out]
-- A man with a mission, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Skinner: Willy, some time over the holiday weekend the beloved grade
four gerbil,
uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air ... - Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one... - Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love!
Willy:
Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it! Smithers... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner... - Burns: [menacing] I want that oil well. I've got a monopoly to
maintain!
I own the electric company, and the water works --... - Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]... - Skinner: Today Springfield Elementary embarks on a new era:
an era of unbridled spending where petrodollars...
