Burns: Hello, Children! I Bring You Love! Willy
Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love!
Willy: Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!
Smithers: It's not a monster! It's Mr. Burns!
WIlly: [tender] Aw, it's Mr. Burns. [raging] Kill it! Kill it!
-- What's the difference?, "The Springfield Files"
Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The oil belongs to whoever pumped it first....
Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son!...
Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers?
Something _gay_, no doubt! Smithers: Wha...? What?...
Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....