Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school. And I'm
too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.}
Abe: {Because of him, I lost my room, my things and my buddy's
collection of old sunbathing magazines.}
Old man: {You bastard!}
Moe: I lost my bar!
Barney: I lost his bar!
Lisa: He robbed the school of music!
Skinner: He robbed the school of financial security!
Tito: He robbed the school of Tito!
Homer: He can't remember my name!
Marge: He's causing us all to yell! [Maggie sucks violently]
Bart: Look what he did to my best friend!
[camera pans to Milhouse eating cheezies]
No, my dog!
[SLH rolls in on his cart]
Burns: [chuckling] Oh, those wheels are squeaking a bit. Perhaps I
can sell him a little oil?
-- Uncalled-for jokes, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
too superstitious to take the one at the cemetery.}
Abe: {Because of him, I lost my room, my things and my buddy's
collection of old sunbathing magazines.}
Old man: {You bastard!}
Moe: I lost my bar!
Barney: I lost his bar!
Lisa: He robbed the school of music!
Skinner: He robbed the school of financial security!
Tito: He robbed the school of Tito!
Homer: He can't remember my name!
Marge: He's causing us all to yell! [Maggie sucks violently]
Bart: Look what he did to my best friend!
[camera pans to Milhouse eating cheezies]
No, my dog!
[SLH rolls in on his cart]
Burns: [chuckling] Oh, those wheels are squeaking a bit. Perhaps I
can sell him a little oil?
-- Uncalled-for jokes, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
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in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Skinner: I'm afraid we've got no legal recourse against Mr.
Burns and his slant-drilling operation. The... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they... - Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement]... - Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute!
This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask! ...
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Homer: Gasp!
My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put... - I should box your ears, you, you, you SNEAKY PETE!
-
Flanders is upset at the cable TV hook-up man, ... - Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000?
Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated... - We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,
creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham... - Selma: Wait a minute. It says here you're single.
Hans:
Did I do wrong? -- You sure did, "Selma's...
