Skinner: My lord, such destruction.
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word
"exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?!
Skinner: [makes awkward noises of protest]
Chemist: [holding a flask] Congratulations, gentlemen. Your custodian
struck oil. You're standing on top of the richest elementary
school in the state!
[the two men look surprised and elated]
We also found this. [hands Skinner oil-coated gerbil]
Skinner: Thank you, Superdude.
[hurls the carcass away]
-- The magical divining gerbil,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers, er, how are you going?
Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word "school" and the word
"exploded" I immediately though of the word "Skinner"?!
Skinner: [makes awkward noises of protest]
Chemist: [holding a flask] Congratulations, gentlemen. Your custodian
struck oil. You're standing on top of the richest elementary
school in the state!
[the two men look surprised and elated]
We also found this. [hands Skinner oil-coated gerbil]
Skinner: Thank you, Superdude.
[hurls the carcass away]
-- The magical divining gerbil,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts.
Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the... - Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers, welcome!
Chalmers:
[dryly] Hello, Seymour. Skinner: So, what's the word... - Smithers: [over intercom] Principal Skinner, this is your secretary.
There is one last student here to see you. Skinner...
