Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family
recipe.
Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that
they are obviously grilled. [shows Skinner the grill marks]
Skinner: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one
second.
Chalmers: Of course.
-- Skinner and the Superintendent,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family
recipe.
Chalmers: For steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that
they are obviously grilled. [shows Skinner the grill marks]
Skinner: Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one
second.
Chalmers: Of course.
-- Skinner and the Superintendent,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
- Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Chalmers: Seymour!
Skinner: Superintendent; I was just,
uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill... - Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had
by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- ... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Agnes: [offscreen] Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother. It's just the Northern Lights... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]... - Chalmers: Skinner!!
Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalmers... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your...
