Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans.
Now, I'm going to give you a choice: You can either give up
this tawdry, fulfilling relationship, or you two will be out
of here so fast your mortarboards will spin. And where is
your mortarboard, anyway?
Skinner: Uh, right here, sir. [retrieves it and puts it on, sending
a cloud of dust flying]
Chalmers: So, what'll it be, Seymour?
Skinner: Well, I'm sorry but uh, I can't give up the woman I love.
Chalmers: Well, then I'm afraid you leave me no choice. I want you
out of the building by three o'clock. You're fired. Edna,
too.
Skinner: [gasps]
-- Guess what, honey! I got us both canned,
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Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans.
Now, I'm going to give you a choice: You can either give up
this tawdry, fulfilling relationship, or you two will be out
of here so fast your mortarboards will spin. And where is
your mortarboard, anyway?
Skinner: Uh, right here, sir. [retrieves it and puts it on, sending
a cloud of dust flying]
Chalmers: So, what'll it be, Seymour?
Skinner: Well, I'm sorry but uh, I can't give up the woman I love.
Chalmers: Well, then I'm afraid you leave me no choice. I want you
out of the building by three o'clock. You're fired. Edna,
too.
Skinner: [gasps]
-- Guess what, honey! I got us both canned,
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Related:
- Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline] Chalme... - Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinne... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup -- [flashback to Skinner in washroom] Skinne... - Chalmers: Skinner!!
Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme... - Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts.
Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down here.... - Chalmers: Boys and girls, because of Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
I've had to appoint a new principal.
Leopold? [hulking Leopold stands, and everyone gasps in fear] Leopold... - Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers.... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
