Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]
Chalmers: Uh, what's that say under your hand there?
Skinner: Hmm? Oh, it's an unrelated article.
Chalmers: It's an unrelated article?
Skinner: [nodding] Mm hmm.
Chalmers: Within the banner headline?
Skinner: Yes. [puts the newspaper down] Now, to redirect our
conversation slightly, I had a few ideas on how to spend this
oil money.
Chalmers: Well, we could give each student a full college scholarship.
[both burst out laughing]
Skinner: Oh, mercy. Seriously though...
-- No 78th-grade readers yet,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]
Chalmers: Uh, what's that say under your hand there?
Skinner: Hmm? Oh, it's an unrelated article.
Chalmers: It's an unrelated article?
Skinner: [nodding] Mm hmm.
Chalmers: Within the banner headline?
Skinner: Yes. [puts the newspaper down] Now, to redirect our
conversation slightly, I had a few ideas on how to spend this
oil money.
Chalmers: Well, we could give each student a full college scholarship.
[both burst out laughing]
Skinner: Oh, mercy. Seriously though...
-- No 78th-grade readers yet,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"
Related:
- Skinner: My lord, such destruction.
[sees Chalmers climbing up onto the roof]
Superintendent Chalmers,
er, how are you going? Chalmers: Why is it when I heard... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Skinner: I _did_ go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing
Mr.
Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory... - Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had
by all.
I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be -- ... - Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering
hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. ... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the
have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers... - Chalmers: Skinner!!
Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalmers... - Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
I don't suppose I could come in for a cup...
