Homer: D'oh!
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests. And what's this?
Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!
Homer: Oh!
[Patty stamps "FAIL" on it]
Patty: Oho. Oh boy. Oh, that felt good.
Selma: Let me try, let me try. [grunts] Oh, yeah. Oh boy. Oh that was
so sweet.
[they light up cigarettes]
-- Vicarious pleasure, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests. And what's this?
Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!
Homer: Oh!
[Patty stamps "FAIL" on it]
Patty: Oho. Oh boy. Oh, that felt good.
Selma: Let me try, let me try. [grunts] Oh, yeah. Oh boy. Oh that was
so sweet.
[they light up cigarettes]
-- Vicarious pleasure, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
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