Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration. I'm going to make the most international coffee in
the house: Montreal Morn. [leaves]
Homer: All right, you had your fun, now get lost.
Patty: Oh ho, our fun hasn't begin yet.
Homer: Huh?
[Selma holds out mortgage IOU paper]
Selma: We know something you don't want Marge to know. Now, we own you
like Siegfried owns Roy.
Marge: I'm sorry, all we have is Nescafe. I'm very, very sorry.
Patty: Oh Marge, Marge: you're just in time. Homer's getting ready to
give us a foot rub.
Marge: You are?
Homer: No! I -- uh...I'm giving them a foot massage. At least let me
have that.
Patty: [holding leg out] You can start with the corns.
Selma: [holding leg out] Then you can move on to bunion country.
-- It's a big country, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
celebration. I'm going to make the most international coffee in
the house: Montreal Morn. [leaves]
Homer: All right, you had your fun, now get lost.
Patty: Oh ho, our fun hasn't begin yet.
Homer: Huh?
[Selma holds out mortgage IOU paper]
Selma: We know something you don't want Marge to know. Now, we own you
like Siegfried owns Roy.
Marge: I'm sorry, all we have is Nescafe. I'm very, very sorry.
Patty: Oh Marge, Marge: you're just in time. Homer's getting ready to
give us a foot rub.
Marge: You are?
Homer: No! I -- uh...I'm giving them a foot massage. At least let me
have that.
Patty: [holding leg out] You can start with the corns.
Selma: [holding leg out] Then you can move on to bunion country.
-- It's a big country, "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire.... - Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like he teased Moses in the desert.... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves.... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak.... - Marge: [hearing the doorbell] Just a second!
Home
D'oh! [whimpers] Huh? [spots a bookcase] I never looked behind this whatchamacallit case before.... - Marge: [walking in] What's going on in here?
Home
[in a dog's voice still] Absolutely nothing, Marge!...

