Patty: This Is Homer? Oh, My! Selma: [grunt] Patty, Stop Drooling.
Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my!
Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
Patty: Look who's talking.
-- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah"
Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...
Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort to lend me money.
Selma: We'll take care of you. Patty: Yes, care. [they laugh evilly] [Homer starts laughing too...
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...