Lisa: How's Dad today?
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't
deserve it.
Marge: But I like to make you breakfast!
Homer: Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter
and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.
Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.
-- The powdered sugar scale of shame,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't
deserve it.
Marge: But I like to make you breakfast!
Homer: Oh, in that case I'll just have French toast with double butter
and a side of bacon...but no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it.
Well, maybe a little powdered sugar.
-- The powdered sugar scale of shame,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak.... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you.... - Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job.... - Homer: All right, family. I want the truth. Don't pull any punches.
[sweetly] Am I just a little bit overweight?... - Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home... - Marge: Homer, I really appreciate you making dinner, but this food
tastes a little strange.
Lisa: It hurts my teeth. Homer: That's because I've loaded it with sugar!... - Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
