Homer: Stupid Driving Test At The Stupid DMV Where Stupid Patty And Stupid Selma Work!

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Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work! Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just
like he teased Moses in the desert.
Marge: Tested, Homer! God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my
sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.
Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some
snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.
Now _that's_ sarcasm.
-- Homer masters a new art form,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"