Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work! Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just
like he teased Moses in the desert.
Marge: Tested, Homer! God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my
sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.
Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some
snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.
Now _that's_ sarcasm.
-- Homer masters a new art form,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
stupid Selma work! Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just
like he teased Moses in the desert.
Marge: Tested, Homer! God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my
sisters. It's very hard on me to have you fighting all the time.
Homer: Oh, OK Marge, I'll get along with them. Then, I will hug some
snakes...yes! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes.
Now _that's_ sarcasm.
-- Homer masters a new art form,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around... - Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission... - Marge: [answers the phone]
Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart... - Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple...
