Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College.
Tony: We have already taken it.
[at the college]
Man: Kids have a lot of money these days. So after you finish your
performance, you might consider robbing them.
Krusty: Look, what did I tell you? You can't get blood from a turnip.
You want to kill me? Go ahead and kill me.
[someone starts firing at him]
Oh! Hey! Hey, all right, OK, already! [firing stops] Look, we
can talk this over.
Tony: No more talk. It is time for us to take you for a ride.
Krusty: Oh, no...mind if I go to the bathroom first?
Tony: I see no harm in that.
[Krusty runs off, slams the bathroom door]
[a window slides open; a car speeds away; a plane flies
overhead]
Legs: When he's done in there, I gotta go.
-- "Homer the Clown"
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College.
Tony: We have already taken it.
[at the college]
Man: Kids have a lot of money these days. So after you finish your
performance, you might consider robbing them.
Krusty: Look, what did I tell you? You can't get blood from a turnip.
You want to kill me? Go ahead and kill me.
[someone starts firing at him]
Oh! Hey! Hey, all right, OK, already! [firing stops] Look, we
can talk this over.
Tony: No more talk. It is time for us to take you for a ride.
Krusty: Oh, no...mind if I go to the bathroom first?
Tony: I see no harm in that.
[Krusty runs off, slams the bathroom door]
[a window slides open; a car speeds away; a plane flies
overhead]
Legs: When he's done in there, I gotta go.
-- "Homer the Clown"
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- Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs,
you check out the East Side. Louie, Rome... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids,
bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who... - Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's
horse race -
Krusty: Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go... - Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm
Krusty and give us free stuff.
I've been getting free stuff all day! Look... - Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand]... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came...
