Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica: What's the hurry?
Bart: We could get in trouble for being late.
Jessica: Aw, you worry too much. Come on, if you stay here a while I'll
let you hold my hand.
[she grabs his hand, then uses it to pull the fire alarm]
[laughs] Teamwork! Come on, Bart.
[everyone rushes out in a panic]
Willy: If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?!
[kicks down door, comes out covered in turtles]
Aah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for
me!
-- Willy, noble in pain, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica: What's the hurry?
Bart: We could get in trouble for being late.
Jessica: Aw, you worry too much. Come on, if you stay here a while I'll
let you hold my hand.
[she grabs his hand, then uses it to pull the fire alarm]
[laughs] Teamwork! Come on, Bart.
[everyone rushes out in a panic]
Willy: If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?!
[kicks down door, comes out covered in turtles]
Aah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for
me!
-- Willy, noble in pain, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've... - Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at... - Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
After much soul-searching I decided it would... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Jessica: Hey, Bart.
[Bart looks away]
What?
What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps...
