Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience. After much
soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names.
But I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God, to
come forward -- to confess, and save yourself from the torment
of your own personal hell!
Skinner: Aah! I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!
Abe: I was the one who canceled "Star Trek"!
Hibbert: I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick!
Lisa: I am talking to the collection money thief! Only you can come
forward and end this injustice.
[Jessica looks around, smiling and saying nothing]
Oh, what the heck: it was Jessica Lovejoy!
-- So much for not naming names, "Bart's Girlfriend"
soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names.
But I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God, to
come forward -- to confess, and save yourself from the torment
of your own personal hell!
Skinner: Aah! I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!
Abe: I was the one who canceled "Star Trek"!
Hibbert: I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick!
Lisa: I am talking to the collection money thief! Only you can come
forward and end this injustice.
[Jessica looks around, smiling and saying nothing]
Oh, what the heck: it was Jessica Lovejoy!
-- So much for not naming names, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Skinner: _That's_ the collection money!
Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah,
smells like church. Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Jessica: Hey, Bart.
[Bart looks away]
What?
What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more... - Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though...
