Lisa: Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, Bart. It's Not Your Fault Jessica Doesn't Like You.

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Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same
clothes day in, day out for the last four years?
Lisa: No, Bart. I just think you and Jessica are too different from
each other to get along. She's a sweet, kind reverend's daughter
and you're the devil's cabana boy.
-- Bart laments Jessica's brush-off, "Bart's Girlfriend"