Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a
difficult experience, I really learned a lot. I'm a little
wiser, and a little less naive.
Jessica: [coquettish] Well, I learned that I can make men do whatever I
want.
Bart: Well...don't you see, Jessica, then you really haven't learned
--
Jessica: Um, would you finish scrubbing these steps with me?
Bart: [enthusiastic] _Will_ I?
Boy: [riding up on bike] Hey, Jessica!
Jessica: Coming! [runs over to him; they ride off]
Bart: Poor sucker. It's amazing what some guys will do for a pretty
face! Not me, though. [sly] Wait till she sees the second-
rate job I do on these stairs. [laughs to himself]
-- A different kind of revenge, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a
difficult experience, I really learned a lot. I'm a little
wiser, and a little less naive.
Jessica: [coquettish] Well, I learned that I can make men do whatever I
want.
Bart: Well...don't you see, Jessica, then you really haven't learned
--
Jessica: Um, would you finish scrubbing these steps with me?
Bart: [enthusiastic] _Will_ I?
Boy: [riding up on bike] Hey, Jessica!
Jessica: Coming! [runs over to him; they ride off]
Bart: Poor sucker. It's amazing what some guys will do for a pretty
face! Not me, though. [sly] Wait till she sees the second-
rate job I do on these stairs. [laughs to himself]
-- A different kind of revenge, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica
doesn't like you.
Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've... - Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep.
Jessica: Bart,
you can't trust your perception at this altitude. ... - Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over]...
