Jessica: Hey, Bart. [Bart Looks Away] What?

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Jessica: Hey, Bart.
[Bart looks away]
What? What's wrong?
Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think we should hang out together any
more. You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be
is a petty thug.
Homer: Oh, good. Here comes the collection plate!
[puts a coupon inside]
Marge: [reading it] "30 cents off Shake'N'Bake"...Homer!
Homer: We can spare it, Marge! We've been blessed.
-- Shake'N'Bake don't pay the bills, "Bart's Girlfriend"