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• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
• Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from boarding school, will read the same passage I just read.
  I noticed a few of you weren't paying attention....
• Bart: We gotta talk. Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
  That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward....
• Skinner: _That's_ the collection money! Moe: [sniffs it] Oh yeah, smells like church.
  Lovejoy: I guess it's obvious what's happened here....
• Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
  And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....
• Bart: Jessica, I think this is too steep. Jessica: Bart, you can't trust your perception at this altitude.
  [pushes him] -- The children go skateboarding, "Bart's Girlfriend...
• Lisa: Don't be so hard on yourself, Bart. It's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
  Bart: Is it my hair? My overbite? The fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?...
• Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
  [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....
• Jessica: Hey, Bart. [Bart looks away] What?
  What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think we should hang out together any more....