Jessica: You're Right About Everything, Bart. [sighs] I Have Been Too Reckless.

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Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless. From now on, I am going to settle down.
[dumps collection plate money into her purse]
Bart: [gasps] Jessica! What are you doing?
Jessica: Well, it takes money to start a new life.
Bart: Stealing from the collection basket is really wrong! Even _I_
know that.
Jessica: Fine. You just lost your cut.
-- Partners in crime, "Bart's Girlfriend"