Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh...
Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
Bart: Really? Uh, sure...
Jessica: Great. [giggles] We eat at 7:00. [walks off]
Bart: There's only on thing to do at a moment like this: strut.
["Stayin' Alive" starts playing]
-- You can tell by the way he uses his walk...,
"Bart's Girlfriend"
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh...
Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
Bart: Really? Uh, sure...
Jessica: Great. [giggles] We eat at 7:00. [walks off]
Bart: There's only on thing to do at a moment like this: strut.
["Stayin' Alive" starts playing]
-- You can tell by the way he uses his walk...,
"Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bart: Hi Jessica.
Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though... - Bart: We gotta talk.
Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Bart: You know, the great thing about Sunday school is we're finally
learning something we can use.
Jessica: Yah, so true. I have to turn my chair this... - Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over]... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps...
From the same category:
- Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Brockman: Fire, Man's Oldest Foe. Insatiable, remorseless,
unquenchable. Wiggum: Hey, it's out! [cheers] Brockman... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry,
Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - Bart: Oh, no, it's PE signup day!
Lisa: How could you forget?
They had signs posted all over the library... - Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few
questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down...
