Jessica: [walking Up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba

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Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart: [plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really --
Jessica: Yes you are. You're bad...and I like it.
Bart: [suave] I'm bad to the bone, honey.
Jessica: Let's go find some fun.
Bart: But your father said --
Jessica: [scoffs] I told the _Rev_ I was going to my room to say my
Bart: Smart, beautiful..._and_ a liar! So much better than that
Sarah, plain and tall.
[a weeping Sarah runs away]
-- "Bart's Girlfriend"