Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church. Bye-bye.
Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl
before. My long search is finally over.
[gulps, walks over, clears throat]
[Jessica turns and smiles]
Hi, I'm Bart Simpson. I was incredibly moved by your
reading. I don't think God's words have _ever_ sounded so
plausible.
Jessica: Thanks, Art. Um, I have to go over here now.
[turns away, stands there]
-- Oh, the humanity, "Bart's Girlfriend"
church. Bye-bye.
Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl
before. My long search is finally over.
[gulps, walks over, clears throat]
[Jessica turns and smiles]
Hi, I'm Bart Simpson. I was incredibly moved by your
reading. I don't think God's words have _ever_ sounded so
plausible.
Jessica: Thanks, Art. Um, I have to go over here now.
[turns away, stands there]
-- Oh, the humanity, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- Bye-bye!
--
Famous Last... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude.
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike,
man! Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad!
Homer: Bye Kids!
On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. --... - Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously... - Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over]... - Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really
unfair!
Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at...
