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• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
• Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
  Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
• Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
  And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too reckless.
  From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps collection plate money into her purse] Ba...
• Milhouse: No way would a minister's daughter go out with _you_.
  Bart: Oh yeah? I'll prove it. [walks over] Hey, Jessica!...
• Bart: We gotta talk. Jessica: Listen, thanks for not turning me in.
  That was sweet. Bart: Well, it seems like if you really care for me, you should come forward....
• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
• Teacher: [watching children draw] Good! Very good!
  Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels. [sees Bart, gasps] Bart Simpson?...