Bart: There. If I can just get through this many days without seeing
her she should be completely out of my system. OK: day one.
[circles it]
Marge: Time for church, Bart! I bet your little friend Jessica will be
there.
Bart: D'oh!
-- "Bart's Girlfriend"
her she should be completely out of my system. OK: day one.
[circles it]
Marge: Time for church, Bart! I bet your little friend Jessica will be
there.
Bart: D'oh!
-- "Bart's Girlfriend"
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[Bart looks away]
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Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
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