- Antonym:
The opposite of the word you're trying to think of... - Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without
taking off your shoes... - Automobile:
A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down... - A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark... - A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward... - I asked President Reagan what he thought about the IBM PC jr,
and he replied that he didn't believe in abortions"... - A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich
and votes from the poor to protect them from each... - Children are natural mimic who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners... - Christ:
A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his... - Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
and a bit of tobacco in between...
