- Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
Oscar... - If God had meant for us to be naked,
we would have been born that way... - If Murphy's Law can go wrong,
it will... - Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune
moment... - If you don't care where you are,
then you ain't lost... - You can make it foolproof,
but you can't make it damnfoolproof... - If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be
implemented it wasn't worth doing... - In any organization there will always be one person who knows
what is going on.
This person must be fired... - It is easier to get forgiveness than
permission... - There is no time like the present for postponing what
you ought to be doing...
