- Just because your doctor has a name for your condition
doesn't mean he knows what it is... - Only adults have difficulty with
childproof caps... - Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means
the price went up.
The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"... - How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on... - 1. People to whom you are attracted invariably think you
remind them of someone else.
2. The love letter you finally got the courage to... - All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
This is especially true when dealing with someone you're... - Likelihoods are 90% against you.
Superiority is recessive... - Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking... - When it is possible for programmers to program in English
we will find the programmers cannot write in English... - The attention span of a computer is only as long as
its electrical cord...
