- Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the
mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate... - Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously
moving from where you left them to where you can't... - If you hit two keys on the keyboard,
the one you don't want will get to the screen first... - When you do not know what you are doing,
do it neatly... - Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
Unless the results are known in advance,
funding agencies will reject the proposal... - Never test for an error condition you don't know how
to handle... - When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem,
you modify the problem, not the remedy... - Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely... - The night before the English History mid-term,
your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria... - If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget...
